Lord of The Six Pack

      The Lord of the Six pack is one of the lesser Demi-Gods within the Church of the Empty Bottle and is often given some tribute in an aspirants desire to worship the Goddess of Spins or the Porcelain God.

      There is no structured way to pay homage to the Lord of the Six Pack for he is not a very demanding god.

      The most important thing about the Lord of the Six Pack is that his followers and those who honor him should be generous with the spirit of fermentation that they possess. That is why the Lord of the Six Pack gave unto mankind the Twelve Pack and the Case of 24. In this manner two or four friends can honor the Lord of the Six Pack at the same time from a common wellspring of the spirit of fermentation.

      The Lord of the Six Pack desires for his followers to drink deeply of the products of Saint Anheuser of Busch, Saint Coors of Colorado, Saint Rolling Rock, or of the many other saints of fermentation who are subservient to the Lord of the Six Pack.

      The Lord of the Six Pack demands that his followers consume the lager, the stout, the mead and the beers of light and dark. For they are products of his glory and magnitude.

      The Lord of the Six Pack cares not how thy drinketh his offering to mankind. He does not care if it is drunk from a can or a bottle, a stein or a mug, or a beer bong or if it is shotgunned. The only thing that will bring about the wrath of the Lord of the Six Pack is if his sacrifice is spilled upon the ground without the proper prayers and salutations.

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