Welcome to the Church of the Empty Bottle

There are several important deities within the Church of the Empty Bottle

These Dieties include

  1. Porcelain God
  2. Goddess of Spins
  3. Lord of the Six Pack
  4. Lady of False ID

The Church of the Empty Bottle has several Holy Scriptures

These include

  1. Book of Fermentations
  2. First Letter to the Drunken Fool
  3. Second Letter to the Drunken Fool
  4. Revelations of the Lord of the Six Pack
  5. Book of Warnings to the Underage Drinker

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