Goddess of Spins

      The Goddess of Spins is often worhipped in conjunction with the Porcelain God. This of course implies that there is a very close relationship between the Goddess of Spins and the Porcelain God, which is in fact true. The two spring from the same source of inspiration and divine origins.

      Paying Homage to the Goddess of Spins is easy to do and often proceeds praying at the altar of the Porcelain God.

      1. To begin paying homage to the Goddess of Spins you must imbibe of the spirit of fermentation.
      2. Continue imbibing until you can feel the effect of the spirit of fermentation.
      3. The next Step is to determine if the Goddess of Spins finds you worthy of her adoration.
      4. Lay down upon your back and relax.
      5. If the Goddess smiles upon you you will feel the world begin to turn and rotate around you.
      6. If you do not feel the spirit of the Goddess upon you it is necessary to continue imbibing of the spirit of fermentation if you want the blessings of the Goddess.
      7. Once the Goddess of Spins blesses you you may want to move on and worship the Porcelain God

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